I can't recall exactly where I was when man first stepped on the Moon, but I'm pretty sure I had something to do with it! Regardless, my proudest scientific achievement is creating the multi-purpose, hyper-carbonated liquid refreshment that's in your hand! So enjoy, because you're sure to remember where you were when you first tried an Arty D! ...oh and by the way, 10% of all profits go towards the protection and preservation of bigfoot once population numbers have been established.